Yes, Im bored

Matches won: 7/8

Won the battle with Ze Ro [+3]

Our first match of the day against some Kefi Palhkari smurf. Strangely enough as we load in and approach the flagstand we are shocked see a guild running a dual sin gank. Yay!. As Bogey and Bum discuss about ponies and their homosexuality on vent we find out that the jap scums r runnin 2 signet assasins to add even more gayness to an already gay build, makin the blind bot useless and unable to defend our base. With no other choice we decide to counter the split offensively, having Synth n the mezzer kicking some japanese ass by collapsing through the bridge and stopping their split as they tried to gank our base. The match continues and they manage to kill some stuff fighting 8v8 at flagstand by locking a sin onto each monk and having ele/rits and a shadowsteppin dervish ripping stuff apart. Even though our monks are bad and stuff dies at the stand Jony and Synth continue to run around rambo'ing assasins as they try to gank, eventually dp'ing one of them out and pretty much winning the match. Take that u japanese fags, lrn2playbalanced kk.

Lost the battle with Wats Going On [-2]

Match against some HA scrubs I didnt know about running balanced in GvG. 'Splinter weapon iz gud' would be the correct way to sum up this match. No but seriously, the skill is way too powerfull in the way it can determine matches at VoD...blah blah blah wtb nerf blah blah izzy suck my nuts blah blah...yeh. On the bright side we fought well at flagstand by only takin 2 kills before VoD while scoring morale boosts and pushing the enemy to their base, at which point we decided not to risk pushin in cuz our monks suck. However, when VoD struck n we prepared to fight 8v8 with some valuable morale advantage, we only managed to hold off for a few mins before splinter weapon cleared our npcs and their pressure overwhelmed us. Gay.
Besides having better monks, I think the only thing we could have done differently was to attempt an offensive push into their base when we had em pushed bak and get some npcs down, since fighting without splinter against a team with it at VoD is pretty hopeless unless u have npc advantage. Fuck you anet give us our rating bak assholes kthx.

The rest of the matches werent really worth mentioning, ill leave it up to jony to give a detailed summary of em since he is teh pro.

ponys are rly pretty and gud mkay

ok i shall continue

we face some other homo builds some are pretty shit 1 is a b spike we roll them all umm somebody make a massive mistake so they can go into the noob hall of fame please

ps ponys suck

pink ponies! but bogs pony is fugly

Bogy u need hush about ponys u homosexual faggot and stop playing with ur sisters barbie dolls

kiruts starting to get a bit of attitude i think he needs to be taught a lesson

wtf u on about moron

stop spaming random bable tard kk

this whole post is random bable fool learn to read maybe i dont think pony have shit to do with gvg match reports

Ze Ro wasnt our first match n00b. And they have been around for a while, they arent a kefi smurf loser stink face. They just have guests from Asian guilds because they are Asian. Kirut, get us some WM & EviL people in.

ure all sad scrotums

NO U

lolz synt u poopface dey had dose monkz from pal i herd dey were gud but dey lost cuz asian pplz r smelly. also asianz r baed